Boy, have I heard this one before. The first time? A girl named Alexa in third grade. It was traumatizing, really. I had told her I was going to the North Pole to meet Santa Claus, and asked if she wanted to come along. “In your dreams,” she replied. I discovered Santa Claus was a sham and that Alexa was a bitch in less than ten seconds - broke my heart. But you know what? Dreams can come true, dammit! I’m not giving up on Santa (definitely on Alexa)! I’m going to the North Pole - in my dreams, or otherwise! Buy this Tank Top Shirt if you’re coming with me!