Humorist Dennis Ford has seen it all. After all, he lives in New Jersey. As a teacher and bookseller, Ford contemplates some of life's great questions--all without leaving his car. These include: - What's the funniest word in the English language? - How plastic surgery can turn devils into hotties. - The case of the perfectly fitting police uniform. But Ford doesn't stop there. He also devises a master plan to win the war in Iraq and ease the burden on the military, explains how to apply for membership in the Society of Goths, and backs up his belief that while Jesus may have been resurrected, he most certainly wasn't crucified. Politics, religion, psychology, and popular culture--it's all fair game. Ford takes on everything, shooting from the lip and saying out loud what everyone else keeps to themselves. Stop taking life so seriously and consider the lighter side of things in Thinking About Everything.